Unfortunately, the police aren't very effective~! They never found me even though I was in a forest that takes five days to travel through for an entire month. They also never found the attempted murderer, who was in a cave for two weeks. If the police were effective, then they'd probably be in jail right now. But, sadly, they can't arrest their way through a paper bag.

[ She has A Lot Of Feelings that border on using a very rude word followed by the two words the police. ]